Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
September 15, 1889
September 21, 1945
Richard Harris Barha