Kittens can happen to anyone.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
W. L. George
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Many cats are the death of the mouse.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.